yes

do you play a musical instrument ?

No.

Have you ever snow skied?

No,

Have you ever jumped rope?

Yes.

Have you ever been in Russia?

No. Have you ever played dodge ball?

Yes, but it was back in the 50's, so the bruises have had plenty of time to heal...

Do you have snow on the ground now?

No.

Do you have a shotgun?

Yes...a 12-gauge goose gun.

Do you have a well?

No.

Do you have a breadmaker?

well, it used to be my wife but she was laid off

do you have things stored in your attic ?

I have more things stored in my attic than likely should be legal for an individual.

Do you have a rental storage unit?

i do not

have you ever gone "streaking"?

No.

Have you ever been on a battleship?

Yes.

Have you ever been on a submarine?

yes, if the one at disneyland counts

have you ever been to a professional sports contest in person?

Yes.

Have ever flown in a C-5?

not i


have you been to the Holy Land?

oops, i just realized i was the one that abridged the rules from "do you have" to "have you" ... mea culpa ironlung... is that an acceptable adjustment?

No.
Do you have a motorcycle?

no only no but never had i

do you have any collectables?