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 Post subject: Joke//lemon picker...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:26 pm 
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Gracie applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a

liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"



"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//lemon picker...
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:09 am 
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Gracie applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be taking these effective pre workout supplements for the job. She had a

liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama.

bye


He he he. That's good one.


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