GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! .
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash .
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
A glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN
Between 16 and 70, a man is like the United States of America .
Ruled by nuts!
Friends and comrades! On that side [south] are toil, hunger, nakedness, the drenching storm, desertion, and death; on this side ease and pleasure. There lies God's kingdom with its riches; here, heresy and its poverty. Choose, each man, what best becomes a brave Catholic. For my part, I go to the south.