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 Post subject: Thousand pound chicken stolen....
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:11 pm 
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...did they look on the other side of the road...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.2973254

TAYLORSVILLE, N.C. — Where do you hide a 1,000-pound chicken?

That’s what sheriff’s deputies in Alexander County, North Carolina, are trying to figure out as they search for the concrete statue that disappeared from a farm west of Taylorsville over the weekend

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 Post subject: Re: Thousand pound chicken stolen....
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Look for someone with a very large concrete deep fat fryer.

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Not to ruffle feathers, but the article says the chicken is 3 feet tall and weighs a 1,000 pounds. Using my handy-dandy Concrete Calculator, for a full block of 3 ft x 3 ft concrete, that's only 498.75 lbs. And that's for wet concrete, no less. Methinks someone is sniffing glue in the hen house.

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 Post subject: Re: Thousand pound chicken stolen....
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Not to ruffle feathers, but the article says the chicken is 3 feet tall and weighs a 1,000 pounds. Using my handy-dandy Concrete Calculator, for a full block of 3 ft x 3 ft concrete, that's only 498.75 lbs. And that's for wet concrete, no less. Methinks someone is sniffing glue in the hen house.


A chicken may weigh up to 16 pounds.

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