Nice...


A C-130H was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
>>>
>>> The jet jockey decided to show off.
>>>
>>> The fighter jock told the 130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll
>>> followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
>>>
>>> The F-16 pilot asked the 130 pilot what he thought of that?
>>>
>>> The 130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, watch this!'
>>>
>>> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the 130 pilot came back on and
>>> said: 'What did you think of that?'
>>>
>>> Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the **** did you do?'
>>>
>>> The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak,
>>> then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'
>>>
>>> When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!
>>> When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!
>>>
>>> Us older folks understand this one, it's called… S.O.S.
>>>
>>> Slower, Older and Smarter

Haha...being an Aviator myself, I found this terrific

Told in my active duty days, down to the cinnamon roll.

GKC

Took me back to my old days at the 22nd TASS (or, as we called it, "the 22nd TRASH") Our pilots called flying the unit's OV-10's the "Delayed Fighter Program."