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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:01 am 
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Greetings;

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It is not dead, it’s just afraid to move.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. :fyi:

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