GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! .
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash .
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
A glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN
Between 16 and 70, a man is like the United States of America .
Ruled by nuts!
Thought the Lord wrote,not mental,later,he said,mettle,
soon, asked, how fine is my purified mettle,
later,in dreams with marker wrote verbie meddle.
Off to save the children,kicking evil in the middle.