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Author:  TreeBeard [ Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

INsearch wrote:
kage_ar wrote:
mmmm... lightbulbs

Every morning for breakfast?


Uncle Fester.

Author:  Light of the East [ Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
Greetings:

Our pets want equal time...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

by(e)carg



You forgot the Afghan Hound:

"Dahling, me? change a light bulb? That's what the beautiful dogs have servants for!"

Author:  Sirius [ Wed May 30, 2012 12:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
How many forum members needed to change LB
:laughhard :clap:
b[rilliant]y(e)carg

But the answer is 0; we're Catholic: we use candles.

Author:  crossquad [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  How many PMSish members needed to change LB

Greetings:

Q: How many posters with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you say.


by(e)carg

Author:  lbt [ Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

How many forum members are needed to change ordinary light bulbs with energy smart light bulbs?

Author:  AussieMama [ Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many PMSish members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
Greetings:

Q: How many posters with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you say.


by(e)carg


::): ::): ::):

Author:  ChiTownGal [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
Greetings;

*1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.


*14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.


*7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.


*1 to move it to the Lighting section.


*2 to argue that it should be moved to the Electricals section.


*7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.


*5 to flame the spell checkers.


*3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.


*6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb." Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.


*2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."


*15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.


*19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.


*11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.


*36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.


*7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.


*4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.


*3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group, which therefore makes light bulbs relevant to this group.


*13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too."


*5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.


*4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


*13 to say "do a Google or forum search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."


*1 to say how hurtful and offensive the whole thread is to people who, for whatever reason, have made the decision for their families NOT to use lightbulbs. Followed by a six-page slanging match to include the phrases "how dare you?" "I agree," and "entitled to my opinion," along with at least one quote from the Bible.


*1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


*4 to say "This thread is six months old!"


and

*1 mod to lock the thread.

by(e)carg



You must have stolen this from the U.S. congress!!! ::):

Author:  lbt [ Sun May 12, 2013 6:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

From Steve Ray:

http://www.catholic-convert.com/2013/05 ... lightbulb/

How many Christians to change a light bulb?

Author:  Snowey [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Can I be the forum member that points out that the replacement light bulb doesn't work? :scratch:

Author:  HisDaughter [ Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
Greetings;

*1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.


*14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.


*7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.


*1 to move it to the Lighting section.


*2 to argue that it should be moved to the Electricals section.


*7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.


*5 to flame the spell checkers.


*3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.


*6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb." Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.


*2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."


*15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.


*19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.


*11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.


*36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.


*7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.


*4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.


*3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group, which therefore makes light bulbs relevant to this group.


*13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too."


*5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.


*4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


*13 to say "do a Google or forum search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."


*1 to say how hurtful and offensive the whole thread is to people who, for whatever reason, have made the decision for their families NOT to use lightbulbs. Followed by a six-page slanging match to include the phrases "how dare you?" "I agree," and "entitled to my opinion," along with at least one quote from the Bible.


*1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


*4 to say "This thread is six months old!"


and

*1 mod to lock the thread.

by(e)carg





:laughhard :laughhard :laughhard

Author:  HisDaughter [ Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crosssquad

you are very creative and funny!

Author:  tabycat [ Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

:roll: :roll: :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard

Author:  RyanPatrick [ Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

:laughhard :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard

Author:  BrotherKnight [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

I guess I'll be the lurker bringing this up again 6 months later.

Hi everyone!

Author:  anawim [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Now that the incandescent light bulb has gone out of production, I guess the question now becomes how many members does it take to choose and dispose of halogen/CFL/LED bulbs?

Author:  crossquad [ Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Greetings:

We Wish You a Happy Halogen

We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
To react with a metal.

Good acid we bring
to you and your base.
We wish you a merry molecule
and a happy halogen.

bye

Author:  gherkin [ Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Dang it, now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day. :fyi:

Author:  gherkin [ Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Why did I just read this, nearly a year later? I don't know. :fyi:

Author:  Signum Crucis [ Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

I don't know either. I don't even know why this thread is still up here. :scratch:

Author:  gherkin [ Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

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