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Author:  Kotton [ Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Since it said 'forum members', and this is a Cathloic MB, I thought we were going to change LEFT BEHIND. :scratch:

Author:  RGCheek [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

:laughhard :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard :laughhard

Author:  Kotton [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Thank you, thank you. :salut:
Seriously, when I read LB, WHY should I think light bulb? :fyi:

Author:  pax [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

And 1 to point out to everybody that there is a proper and orthodox way to change a light bulb.



Image

Author:  Jubilate_deo [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Quote:
*4 to say "This thread is six months old!"



.....more like 6 years
MaryH

Author:  Light of the East [ Sun May 22, 2011 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

What about those who would point out that changing the old bulb lacks charity for it in its darkened state?

Author:  Teacher's Widow [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

subject: How many forum members needed to change a light bulb?

None. DCFers ain't afraid of the dark.

Yeah. I'm a smart[bleep]. Deal with it. :D :D :D

Author:  Light of the East [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Teacher's Wife wrote:
subject: How many forum members needed to change a light bulb?

None. DCFers ain't afraid of the dark.

Yeah. I'm a smart[bleep]. Deal with it. :D :D :D



Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! ::):

Author:  crossquad [ Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:09 pm ]
Post subject:  DCF'ers love their mothers

Greetings;

How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. I'll sit here in the dark. I'm fine. It's not like I got any letters to read.

Author:  anawim [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: DCF'ers love their mothers

crossquad wrote:
Greetings;

How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. I'll sit here in the dark. I'm fine. It's not like I got any letters to read.


::):

Author:  Speed Racer [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Doom wrote:
He's pretty clever, he might have written it, but it 'feels like' an email forward.....

At any rate it's great....


It's forwarded from somewhere .... I've seen it in various forms over the years, and I *think* it may have originated on USENET.

In fact, here's a USENET version from *2002* (not a roll): http://groups.google.com/group/rec.musi ... ode=source

Author:  Tom Terrific [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

and how could we forget:

3 to call for the banning of light bulb posters
1 to call for banning gherkin

Author:  Learner [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Ban gherkin!

Author:  DesertSailor [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:21 pm ]
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This thread was posted as a personal affront to me. :verymad:

Author:  Cyprian [ Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

And one post by Pax proving that the evolution of the lightbulb does not fit in with the creation account in Genesis. It SAYS, "And God said, Let there be light...and there was light!"

Author:  Signum Crucis [ Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Cyprian wrote:
And one post by Pax proving that the evolution of the lightbulb does not fit in with the creation account in Genesis. It SAYS, "And God said, Let there be light...and there was light!"


:laughhard :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Author:  crossquad [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Greetings:

Our pets want equal time...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

by(e)carg

Author:  Bonnie L [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

crossquad wrote:
Greetings:

Our pets want equal time...


That's one of my favorites, but you left out the cats - 4 of which are my masters!

The Cat's Answer:  Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" :D

Author:  Signum Crucis [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

:clap:

Author:  Minty_Mindy [ Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How many forum members needed to change LB

Oh, this is very funny! :clap: ::):

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