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 Post subject: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:30 am 
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference . He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:37 am 
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I :heart: puns. :cloud9:

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:28 pm 
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I :heart: puns. :cloud9:
I bet you particularly like the littering dog one?

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
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Good ones. ::):

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:57 am 
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Regarding #4, how do you confiscate someone's hand? :?:

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
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Learner wrote:
Regarding #4, how do you confiscate someone's hand? :?:







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One of mankind's greatest innovations.....the rubber band gun. :D

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:06 am 
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When I was in school, we didn't need wooden guns to fire rubber bands--we used our fingers. We would put the band on our index finger, wrap it around the thumb, and then hook it on the pinkie. Bending the pinkie would release the band with no evidence of who shot it.

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:21 am 
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5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

This reminds me of the one where the optometrist fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:42 pm 
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Learner wrote:
When I was in school, we didn't need wooden guns to fire rubber bands--we used our fingers. We would put the band on our index finger, wrap it around the thumb, and then hook it on the pinkie. Bending the pinkie would release the band with no evidence of who shot it.


This is true. I also remember making those paper footballs and flicking them everywhere...oh the teachers just loved those.


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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
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George Bernard Shaw once overheard someone describe the pun as the worst form of humor. He interjected "I disagree, poetry is verse"

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 Post subject: Re: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
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Great. :mrgreen:

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