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 Post subject: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:48 pm 
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Put it in the freezer overnight and take it to a table saw.


In Cairo, heavy duty vehicles driven by Government loyalists, crush dozens of tent-dwellers to death.

The Egyptian curse of two ton car men strikes again.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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this is the second time in the last 10 hours I've seen someone spell "meow" as "miaow"...

did i miss some kind of recent announcement of an update or change to the English language? as far as I know, even the Brits still typically spell the word as "meow".


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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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In Cairo, heavy duty vehicles driven by Government loyalists, crush dozens of tent-dwellers to death.

The Egyptian curse of two ton car men strikes again.


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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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..Harley must be a podcat,I checked the back of my cats and they still say meow,my wife still says money...

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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this is the second time in the last 10 hours I've seen someone spell "meow" as "miaow"...

did i miss some kind of recent announcement of an update or change to the English language? as far as I know, even the Brits still typically spell the word as "meow".


In British English, there is no 'meow', British cats say 'mew', 'meow' is an Americanism.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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British cats live in mews.

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Highlander wrote:
British cats live in mews.


And French felines live in a cul de sac.

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What about Siamese felines?

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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anawim wrote:
Highlander wrote:
British cats live in mews.


And French felines live in a cul de sac.


Well played, indeed.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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МЯУ

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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In Japan .... nyan, nyan.

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In Japan .... nyan, nyan.


ニャー、ニャー。

(Nyā, nyā).

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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In Korean it's 야옹 (yaong).

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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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 Post subject: Re: Joke//How do you make a dog go miaow?
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In Canada, "Meow, eh?"

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In Canada, "Meow, eh?"

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In Chinese they say "SHE HUNGWY RUN FO YU RIVES!!!!"

Haha, see, I made a racist joke, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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In Chinese they say "SHE HUNGWY RUN FO YU RIVES!!!!"

Haha, see, I made a racist joke, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:P

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